Shared Text: Voldemort’s Farm Subsidies

I have an American friend residing in Sri Lanka, a man writing a Young Adult series of novels with whom I correspond about ring composition and other writing devices. I look forward to sharing more here about Michael and his nomadic adventures when his books are published.

In our frequent email exchanges, he often sends links to articles available online about subjects of interest to him; it’s a relatively random set of news pieces and commentary, though Michael has set in granite political convictions and beliefs about the world, few of which I share. I suspect he sends them less to say ‘Hurrah for our side!’ or ‘Can you believe this?’ than to note that I need to change my ideas to better ones, say, his own.

I confess to clicking through in each email he sends, despite or because of my complementary aversion and addiction to news stories (cue link to ‘Avoid News’ by Rolf Dolbelli). Today’s piece was from The New York Times, in my youth a bastion of journalism, for at least a quarter century an advocacy newspaper: The Money Farmers: How Oligarchs and Populists Milk the E.U. for Millions. If you want an education in why millions of UK voters voted to leave the EU and why the elite have fought that mandate in order to remain at the trough in Brussels, this article is an excellent short course.

Why do I share it here? Even in an article about corrupt politicians in Central Europe and how they continue the feudal traditions of the Catholic Middle Ages and of the Marxist serfdom in the Communist era by redirecting subsidies to farmers from the EU to their own coffers, we get a reference to Harry Potter.

In one example, a powerful Fidesz lawmaker, Roland Mengyi, inserted himself into the leasing process in Borsod-Abauj Zemplen County, where one of his associates won leases for more than 1,200 acres. Mr. Mengyi is an outsized character, who referred to himself as “Lord Voldemort.” He was later convicted and sentenced to prison in a separate case for corruption related to European subsidies.

Clicking through on the link provided, I didn’t find the reference to Lord Voldemort made by Mengyi; it seems to be rather hearsay that the newspaper writer wanted to include to cast the villain in the properly dark light. The Times repeats it because the reference works. Everyone reading the article knows who the Dark Lord is, that he is a very, very bad man, and will conclude that any man referring to himself as “Lord Voldemort” is as indifferent to others and to right and wrong as can be.

That’s the power and constancy of allusions to Harry Potter, our era’s shared text. Let me know what you think in the comment boxes below (click on ‘Leave a Comment’ up by the post headline).

Shared Text: Generation Hex Marketing

My alma mater, sometimes called ‘Chicagwarts’ because of the Indiana limestone castle-esque buildings on the main quadrangle, is pulling out all the stops to convince Generation Hex students (well, that generation’s younger brothers and sisters) who are applying to college to look their way. This promotional video, ‘Fantastic Feats,’ is a straight take from the Marauder’s Map first shown in the Warner Brother’s adaptation of Prisoner of Azkaban:

The ‘Fantastic Feats’ title and image, of course, are lifted from the Fantastic Beasts films as conceived by Warner Brothers.

File this, then, under ‘Shared Text,’ Mina Lima file. There simply is no other set of books and film adaptations that marketers can use with equal confidence that everyone seeing them will get the allusion (and enjoy it). Please share in the comment boxes below any ‘Shared Text’ references you have seen in the college admissions field or elsewhere!

The Silver Doe: Life Imitates Art


Did someone say, “Expecto Patronum?” Is this a remake of the Silver Doe in the Forest of Dean scene from Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows?  

No, it’s a rare albino deer, photographed during today’s snowstorm in Central Virginia. The magical creature was captured on film by Julia Richie and submitted to Charlottesville TV station NBC29’s Weatherpic feature.

Maybe it turned up expecting to attend one of Virginia’s many wizarding festivals?  Has anyone seen any ruby-hilted silver swords lying at the bottom of any nearby ponds? Has Phineas Nigellus Black been blabbing again?

In any case, I challenge any Harry Potter reader to look at this and not think, “Always….”

 

 

Shared Text: Church Fund Raising Pitch

If Brandon Vogt’s CatholicHogwarts.com and call for a ‘Catholic Dumbledore’s Army were not sufficient evidence that we have entered a new era in the Potter Wars (or have been in one for several years), an Episcopal Church in Cumberland, Rhode Island, will be using Harry Potter to raise church pledges this year.

The [Emmanuel Church] campaign will begin with a celebratory dinner to announce the theme and prizes. Parishioners will be divided into four groups, to represent the four houses at the Hogwarts School of the books and movies. [The Rev Joan] Testin and a church member who normally tracks pledges are creating the teams to have a balance of current pledgers and nonpledgers.

“We’re planning to serve some of the foods talked about in the books — such as treacle tarts and knickerbocker glories (traditional British desserts),” she noted. “One of our members also is researching a way for us to play Quidditch (magical competitive sport involving flying contestants).”…

The campaign will use competition to build involvement. The team with the most pledging members will win “the house cup” (given at Hogwarts at the end of the school year to the house with the most points), which will be awarded at a mid-November celebration….

As the campaign goes on, progress will be tracked using big charts on the back of the wall in Emmanuel’s worship space. Big sequins will be used to add jewels to a cup each time someone pledges.

When a “banned book” that is supposedly the “Gateway to the Occult,” is used to secure pledges from a church congregation, I think we’re in the “clean-up” operations stage of the conflict.

Or is the ECUSA so liberal and in-step with the world that this pledge drive theme represents, at least to those convinced the Hogwarts Saga is anything but edifying reading, only a token of how far adrift from orthodox faith the Anglican Communion is in the United States? Does anyone know of evidence that more rigorous Christian communities and inspired individuals are still keeping the flame of resistance to the Wizarding World alive and alit today? Please share what you know by clicking on ‘Leave a Comment’ up by this post’s headline.

Time for a Catholic Dumbledore’s Army!

Brandon Vogt is a full-time evangelist and apologist for the Roman Catholic Church in AmericaYesterday at 10:30 AM

Watch Video #1 in my new 5-part series, “Why it’s Time for a Catholic Dumbledore’s Army (and Why You Need to Join)” (And get the rest of the videos at https://CatholicHogwarts.com)

Sadly, I’ve come to realize most Catholics are in the same situation as Harry Potter and friends in the bestselling books:

They face massive challenges and pressures but their institutions just aren’t preparing them. They’re not getting the practical skills they need.

So……

…..they must do something about it themselves.

Harry and his friends created Dumbledore’s Army.

But today, we need a **Catholic** Dumbledore’s Army.

To see why, just click watch this first video.

Here’s what you’ll learn in this new series:

– Harry Potter’s brilliant strategy for saving Hogwarts (and why Catholics must copy it today!)

– The critical skills our parishes are NOT teaching us, and where to learn them instead

– The simple 3-step process used by Harry Potter and St. Thomas Aquinas to become masters

– How to learn the practical conversation skills all Catholics need in just 15 minutes per week

PS. Be sure to visit https://CatholicHogwarts.com to get the other videos!

Three quick notes before I head out the door to Orthodox Nativity services this weekend and Monday:

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