Onion News: Osama bin Laden is ‘Team Jacob’?

How about Al Quaeda loving Twilight author Stephenie Meyer? The Onion outdoes itself here: ‘Terrorists Go Team Jacob.’

I think we’ll have to file this under both ‘Twilight’ and ‘Shared Text;’ who would have guessed that even our enemies hiding in caves in Pakistan are waiting eagerly for Mrs. Meyer to finish Midnight Sun? (H/T to James at TwilightNews)