Rowling Slightly Arachnophobic?

J. K. Rowling put out two tweets yesterday that seemed to channel her inner Ron Weasley. She’s not transphobic, Islamophobic, or homophobic but it seems she has a healthy fear of a flood of spiders:

Watching that video, I confess to be a member of Team Jo if the entrance exam is alarm even while knowing it is just a film of large spiders on the wall.

Some of Rowling’s 14 million + followers on Twixter shared their stories of life with insects, especially a surprise flood of spiders:

The threads beneath these tweets are worth reading — lots of Great Australian memes and Rowling jokes.

Which is, I think, to say “Mission Accomplished.” Rowling went on offense in the transgender conflict earlier in the week and it seems probable that her PR team told her to lighten it up a bit, “You’ve got a book coming out soon, right, Jo, and a Bronte Studios adaptation? How about a silly tweet for a change-up, something with creepy crawly animals for a laugh?”

More on that switching of gears in the Gender-Sex is Real War in coming days and on Rowling’s very idiosyncratic feminism. Cheers!

Rowling Heads to the Paris Paralympics

Rowling tweeted this in response to a fan who joked about her supposedly heading to Greenland to escape criticism of her stand against the gold medal winning boxers in this summer’s Paris Olympic Games.

To no one’s surprise, she seems to be doing her best to sail again to the far north for her birthday next year. Yesterday she tweeted about Fabrizio ‘Valentina’ Petrillo, a 47 year old Italian “transgender woman” who satisfied the Paralympic guidelines for men-competing-as-women with respect to current testosterone levels. These guidelines are ridiculous because, once having passed through puberty, the male human body is significantly stronger and faster than the average female body, an advantage that is not off-set by lowering testosterone and elevating estrogen. Rowling sarcastically called Petrillo “inspirational” and a “role model,” if only to “the cheat community” of men-competing-as-women.

The first comments to this thread were behind Rowling and against Petrillo, not an unheard of thing now that Rowling’s 14 million twitter followers include significant numbers of Gender Critical feminists, two of whom noted that “transgender” Petrillo’s specific practices from youth forward with respect to his mother’s and wife’s clothing was understood by psychologists as “transvestic fetishism.” [Read more…]

Rowling Still Writing Hallmarked Man

Rowling confirmed for her more than fourteen million Twixter followers what we have been reporting here for several weeks, namely, that her annual ‘Birthday Party’ cruise this year took the Murray clan to Greenland. In a four part thread, she thanked the people whom she had met, shared pictures of the natural beauty there (to include feminists near the Artic Circle), endorsed a guide to the folklore of Greenland, and assured her readers that it was a working vacation, i.e., she had not been “idle” in finishing The Hallmarked Man.

One by one, then:

The Rowling Library helped those of us who have neglected to keep up with our Danish (Greenland dialect) by providing this helpful translation:

The natural beauty!

It looks like Rowling &Company had a costume ball for her birthday revel and that she dressed up as ‘The Mother of the Sea.’ Forgive me for wondering if she traveled with the necessary dress, tiara, cosmetics, and hair dyes to pull this off or they sell these things at most shops in Greenland’s port cities. 

The Maria Kreutzmann book she recommended, Bestiarium Greenlandica, can be purchased at Amazon. What’s it about?

Meet the motley crew of dangerous, cheeky, and fantastical beings of Greenland! 

The world of Greenlandic mythology is inhabited by creatures that have played a vital role in Inuit beliefs and stories throughout the ages. The Bestiarium is a collection of what is generally known about these diverse beings, spirits, and animals. Their stories are gritty, cruel, and reflect from the harsh landscape and lifestyle of ancient Greenland. Descriptions are paired with illustrations by contemporary Greenlandic illustrators that transport these mythological beings into the 21st Century. A brief history of Greenland and the shaman tradition launches the reader into the ancient world of Greenland and how myth and legend told generation after generation can mould and depict a place that was dark and grim as mischievous and lively and full of natural wonders. 

If the Fantastic Beasts franchise is ever revived (ho!), perhaps this bestiary from the great north will be part of Newt’s kit.

And then there was this bit of news, perhaps as much for Rowling’s editors as for her readers:

Taking a closer look at the written page, we find a quotation from Oxenham’s A Maid of the Silver Sea as the epigraph for Hallmarked Man’s Part Nine:

That passage has a note of finality to it and Running Grave only had nine chapter sets, Rowling’s ‘Parts,’ so we can hope that she is nearing the finish line. I have to doubt very much, though, that it will be available for your Serious Striker’s stocking stuffer this December. Alas!

For a in depth conversation about the Maid of the Silver Sea and Oxenham, Nick Jeffery tells all in ‘Sark, Snark and Censorship.’

One jokester on the thread noted the hysteria that had been going on in her absence about her Olympic boxing “cyber-bullying” and how her silence for several weeks had meant to her critics that she was retreating from her war against gender theory extremists (discussed here). Her response was characteristically buoyant, appropriate for a woman sailing back across the North Atlantic in her yacht.

Tomorrow, some thoughts on the influence of P. D. James on Robert Galbraith. Stay tuned!

 

Rowling to be Sued for Cyberbullying?

Last week I posted ‘Rowling Rages Against Olympic Women’s Boxing Debacle,‘ in which piece I reported on the author’s sixteen tweets between 30 July and 3 August on the subject of men being permitted to compete against women in the 2024 Olympic Games. See that article for the facts about these karyotype XY boxers, the pushback against Rowling’s  assertion that this is being allowed by a “misogynistic sporting establishment” rather than by an IOC cowed by feminists and their genderist offspring, and my thoughts about the relative importance of this story compared to the UK riots and incipient war between Iran and Israel.

Since I wrote that post, the Algerian and Taiwanese boxers won all their matches against biological women and were awarded gold medals. Rowling has tweeted and retweeted fifteen more times on this subject since 7 August; her only other three tweets in that time frame were one to condemn the UK riots targeting Muslim groups (nothing about those targeting “non Asian” populations or the causes of anti-Labour riots as well as the attacks on immigrants in the UK), one about the Islamist state’s abuse of women in Iraq, and another about those in Iran.

[Aside: again, nothing about the history of Islamist crimes against women in the United Kingdom or the context of the UK riots contra open immigration, making the irony and hypocrisy of her rioting post’s exclusivity that much more obvious. See ‘England Burning’ for the necessary historical perspective and typology of current populist protests in the US and UK that you won’t find in Rowling’s tweets.]

Regardless, Rowling has tweeted on the subject of men being able to beat up women in the 2024 Olympics more than thirty times since the end of July; thirty one out of thirty seven tweets and retweets have been on the Olympic boxing scandal or 84%. She hasn’t tweeted on the subject or any topic since 7 August.

Today this story took a predictable turn. One of the XY boxers, Imane Khelif, the Algerian who won a gold medal against XX competition, has initiated a law suit in France claiming that he has been the subject of “cyber bullying.” Rowling is said to be named among those accused of causing Khelif this harm. From the BBC report: [Read more…]

Rowling Impersonator, Doppelganger — and the Mysterious Michael at Exeter?

This is a grab-bag post with only the weakest of a connecting thread, namely, all three pieces have something to do with J. K. Rowling.

The first is the evidence Andy Ngo uncovered in April 2023 that radical leftist Talia Lavin had decided to impersonate J. K. Rowling on the Twitter social media platform in order to put “trans-phobic” words in the author’s mouth. If you check out the Lavin wikipedia page, you’ll see this wasn’t her first offense with respect to irresponsible behavior online.

The second is a Ukrainian woman living in the Donbass region who appears to be Rowling’s body-double or doppelganger. As you can see from the picture, she’s a dead ringer for The Presence, say, in 2005, and, at 5’2,” not far off in height, even allowing that it is a much younger Rowling that she resembles. Life in Ukraine, especially in the Donbass, is unimaginably difficult today because of the proxy war being fought between the United States and the Russian Federation there; perhaps Rowling, Inc., could find a job for ‘Oksana, Age 43‘ as a Rowling stand-in for engagements she is obliged to show her face and do little else? I think she belongs on these lists of ‘Nine Regular People Who Look Like Celebrities‘ or ‘Twenty-Two Celebrity Doppelgangers.’

And, third and last, I searched and searched online for digital versions of the photographs of Rowling as a college student at the University of Exeter that are in Sean Smith’s J. K. Rowling: A Biography. I had no luck with that and, sadly, the book has no photo credits or exact dates so the pictures cannot be searched in that fashion. This is a real shame, because two of the pictures are of Rowling out on the town with three friends, two young women and one man. These are the only pictures we have of Rowling at UExeter outside of graduation — and they feature a guy, perhaps even the mysterious boyfriend?

I’m fairly confident that this man is either the “Michael” boyfriend of seven years, the break-up with whom after she lived with him in Manchester 1990-1991, inspired her decision to leave the UK for Portugal, or, much more likely, that he knows the real “Michael’s” surname. He looks like an accountant, rugby player, and, alas, not especially bright, which is to say, he could be the inspiration for Matt Cunliffe.  To be fair, of course, who looks their best in candid pictures taken in a bar, frat, or club?

Regardless, if you’ve seen this man or recognize him, please write to me at john at HogwartsProfessor dot com. I have tried for matches with him at TinEye.com (zero matches) and SocialCatfish.com (twenty-seven matches for $6.87 I don’t have); why not unleash the power of our readership to find the man? Happy Surfing!