‘It’s the Mold!’ Rowling Twixter Cameo Shots Launch Bizarro Theories

I have posted here through the years an irregular feature called ‘Shared Text.’ Those posts were inevitably inspired by someone, somewhere — anywhere, everywhere — using a reference to Harry Potter to make a point. It could be to Snape or Hermione, too often it is to Voldemort (everybody thinks the other guy is the Dark Lord’s minion), more often than not, it’s just a ‘Hogwarts’ call-out. My favorite, the ‘own-goal’ of the Covid unvaccinated, to which group I belong, deciding to promote that status by pushing #PureBloods on Twitter. If you want to scroll through all those Shared Text posts for a taste of the variety, click here.

I am fairly frequently reminded not only of the Harry Potter books being the ‘Shared Text’ of our times but just the enormity of Rowling’s celebrity in the place where I work to pay my bills and student loans. It’s a grocery store and just small enough that almost everyone there knows me and about my ‘Dean of Harry Potter scholars’ Walter Mitty existence. At least once a month, sometimes once a week, an acquaintance there will walk up to me with their ‘smart’ phone saying, “John, have you seen this latest bit about Rowling?” And hold up their phone so I can read the story.

Last Sunday it was my beloved tattooed man in the Produce department. “I suppose you’ve heard that Rowling has black mold in her house? And they’re saying that it’s taken over her mind?” I thought he was kidding, but he showed me the story. You can read here the whole sequence of events about the first tweets on the subject, how it grew into a meme, and the pictures from 2022 that showed the same “mold” growing on her walls.

The take-away? People who hate Rowling because of her resistance to what Elon Musk has called “Woke Mind Virus,” especially with respect to Gender Theory Extremists and ‘transgender’ over-reach into women’s safe spaces, are really on the look-out for avenues to insult and demean her. The first tweet on the subject from @mushycrouton reads:  “Sorry but is that black mould growing up the walls of her house? Is that why she’s the way she is?”

“The way she is” means, of course, “not onboard like all my followers are with everything LGNTQ+” and the mold reference becomes his explanation for her being so outlandishly wrong. The black mold, you see, has taken over mind… The internet ball rolled from there. You can read more about this at Rowling-despising sites here, here, and here. The time you spend reviewing that, though, cannot be reclaimed, alas.

The bizarre thing to me about the whole attack-meme charade was that it isn’t hard to see what this mold is.  Join me after the jump if you’re at all interested in that. [Read more…]

Rowling Reveals Mental Image of What Lives in Her Lake of Inspiration

Rowling’s 2019 interview for the BBC’s Museum of Curiosity was where she chose to roll out her mental metaphor for her method of writing, namely, the Lake and the Shed. In brief, the Lake is how she visualizes her unconscious mind giving her the unshaped story stuff, something like “molten glass,” that she works into proper narrative form with her literary toll kit in the Shed. She admitted that this source of inspiration was cued to her subconscious struggling to resolve issues. You can read more about that interview and her much more recent version of this metaphor by reading The Lake and The Shed: Rowling Reveals Her Writing Process or listening to the ‘Rowling Studies’ podcast about the author’s 2024 ‘On Writing.’

Note that in the 2019 interview, Rowling says she never sees what it is that is in her Lake:

I feel as though the inspiration is the thing that lives in the lake that’s very mysterious, that I never see. But it hands me stuff. And then I have to take this unformed stuff – sometimes it can be reasonably formed, sometimes it’s very blobby like molten glass or something, and then I have to take it into the shed and there I have to work on it.

In May of this year, though, Rowling admitted that she had a very clear image in her imagination of what the story-inspiration-genie or Lady of her Lake looked like:

Images of that android amphibian are readily available, of course. Not an especially handsome guy, at least, not if your mental picture was something akin to illustrations of the Lady in the Lake from Tennyson’s Idylls of the King as mine was. What’s interesting to me, though, was Rowling’s description of the movie creature as looking “EXACTLY like the thing I imagine” in her metaphorical Lake and the powers of this creature in ‘The Shape of Water.’ If you’re not familiar with the movie, I attach both the trailer and a YouTube quick telling of the story below this post and the Wikipedia plot summary can be read here.

 

There are three dots that I think Rowling is connecting here: her core belief about imagination as such, the power and substance of the “unconscious” mind, and the Logos or Christ. I’m sure that must seem a reach, but bear with me. The title of my PhD thesis was ‘The Lake and the Shed: A Traditional Reading of the Work of J. K. Rowling,’ so I’ve given this Lake subject and Rowling’s ideas of the imagination some thought. Join me after the jump for my connections of those implausible dots. [Read more…]

Rowling Rages Against Olympic Women’s Boxing Debacle

If you follow @jk_rowling, as more than 14 million twixters do, you know that she is working hard to raise the awareness of these followers to include the injustice being done to women competitors at the Paris 2024 Olympics. She has tweeted and reposted sixteen tweets on this subject between 30 July and 3 August. Here is an example that has received well over one hundred million views:

The story was broken by Reduxx Magazine, an online journal dedicated to stories that are “Pro Woman, Pro Child Safe-Guarding, Anti-Bullsh*t.” Their 27 July story, ‘TWO “Female Boxers” Set To Compete At Paris 2024 Were Previously Disqualified From Women’s World Championship For Having “XY Chromosomes”,’ spells out the madness of what is happening in Paris (for the shorter version, see this comprehensive twixter thread by one of the @Reduxx editors). In brief, the two boxers are men who were raised as women because of their DSD, a birth defect.

They are believed to be impacted by a Difference of Sexual Development, in which there is a developmental abnormality in secondary sex characteristics. This is a medical condition which can manifest with children being born with ambiguous or disfigured genitalia. Male children impacted by DSDs are often “assigned female at birth” due to these genital defects, as there is a genuine assumption they are girls.

Read the whole article or twixter thread. You’ll be astonished by how much this story has been changed in the telling. Rowling, per her feminist core beliefs, is on the side of the women boxers who are being beaten up by male boxers with DSD:

Three notes to this twixter tornado or ‘twister’ after the jump! [Read more…]

Roses from Rowling – A Solution at Last!

Wizarding News™ on X: "Harry Potter author JK Rowling sent ...Way back in December 2021 I posted about the enduring mystery of the roses that were sent to Marilyn Manson nearly a year before. 

My conjecture then was:

1. Assistance in developing or correcting the occult/demonic/satanic aspects of Troubled Blood. He doesn’t appear in the acknowledgments, but perhaps this is understandable given Rowling’s experience of the American evangelical backlash to Potter.

2. Thanks for supporting Johnny Depp, or in response to Manson’s thanks to Rowling for standing with him.

3. Something to do with The Ink Black Heart.

None were particularly compelling, and The Ink Black Heart turned out to be a bust. Much like the mystery of the 50 roses in Career of Evil I had assumed this may be a mystery that would never be solved. That was until last Sunday, when at last there was a plausible explanation.

A Twitter user posted that the roses were for the 1980’s British and Jamaican pop singer Marilyn. Marylin has been a long time supporter of J. K. Rowling and has received more than a little push back from fellow gender non-conforming men as a result.

The story goes that the error was made (presumably by her office, Marilyn not exactly well known outside of his fanbase) and Rowling contacted him to apologise. The story was related by Marilyn himself during a Twitter space, and has this Rowling student convinced. Let me know in the comments what you think, does this close the case?

 

Rowling Dares Scotland’s Government to Throw Her in Jail for Her Hate Crimes

It started last month.

Rowling promised a legislator that warned her she would be prosecuted for hate crimes if she continued to call “transgender women” men, i.e., stating a biological fact, that she would be prosecuted in April for committing a hate crime under a new law in Scotland.

Rowling promised him the “mother of all April Fool’s jokes” if he seriously thought she was going to stop speaking the truth for fear of incarceration. [Read more…]