In the Land of Rowling Readers, there seem to be a disproportionate number of ‘Grangers.’
There is Hermione Jean Granger, of course, who thinks her Muggle-Dentist parents are her real folks (I suspect they adopted the boat-rape child conceived at the end of P. D. James’ The Skull Beneath the Skin; her biological mum, then? Super-sleuth and near-namesake Cordelia Gray).
And there is Holliday Grainger, afflicted with the rare combined affliction of excess consonanation and exorbitant vowelizing in her name, who plays the Bronte Studios adaptation role of Robin Venetia Ellacott.
Her only failing in that part is that she is much more beautiful than the actress who plays Charlotte Campbell, which makes Shorty Strike’s supposed struggle to realize he loves the one rather than the other that much less credible. (Am I the last person to know Ms Grainger had twins in May, 2021?)
There is John Granger, too, which would be the author of this piece. He knows the meaning of the name is derived from the Norman French word, not for ‘farmer’ as is often supposed, but for ‘barn keeper,’ a super-serf or yeoman’s role in the hierarchy of feudalism. There is a parable about a Granger in the Gospel according to St Luke (12: 16-31), the only person not a Pharisee or lawyer whom Christ calls a “fool,” alas.
This is all coincidence, of course, though Rowling did change Hermione’s middle name to ‘Jean’ from the ‘Jane’ it had been in time for Girl Wonder to blow the interpretation of the Deathly Hallows symbol in a children’s story. I want to think the change was made via Dumbledore’s will to make Hermione one of the ‘John’ Good Guys in keeping with her Peter-John Rule rather than to suggest that ‘John Granger’ couldn’t explain the allegorical meaning of an embedded symbol in a text if the map came with a key.
I thought of these three Grangers, but especially I admit of my own efforts here to discuss Rowling’s novels and their artistry, meaning and popularity, when I learned last week that the word ‘Grangerize,’ ‘Grangerise’ in the UK, means almost exactly the opposite of what I thought it did and almost exactly what several critics through the years say it is that I do. The explanation and definitions come after the jump. [Read more…]
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