PDay Minus Two: Prediction #6 — The House-Elves

Here we are, the “night before the night before.” I confess that I’m very tired and very excited about the day to come.

Before I begin this next-to-last of my seven predictions, which is largely taken from a previous post, I want to note a difference between what I am doing here and what everyone else is doing on their predictions lists on the Internet and in public spaces.

I’m just like everyone else in being overly attached to pet theories I’ve made up myself or just adopted. And you would have a hard time distinguishing my not-so-private hope of being acknowledged as brilliant or at least insightful if I hit a plot-point spot-on from every other Potter Pundit and faux-expert. Like Janet Batchler said about one of her excellent predictions, “If this one hits, I want a parade.”

The difference is that my predictions are all correct. None of them are wrong. Really. [Read more…]

Tale of Two Cities: Why We Should Expect a Beheading in Deathly Hallows

A week or so ago, my computer mailbox filled up with e-owls from friends everywhere about an article that had appeared on the MSN network. Called “Death of Harry Potter Makes Mythological Sense,” it argued that Harry’s death was not only possible, it was likely because of mythic and classic precedent. [Read more…]

Guest Essay8: Arabella’s Epilogues

Three alternative endings, in a light vein, one each for the three faux-Hallows books in “print,” by beloved HogPro All-Pro, Arabella Figg.

Lord Voldemort Exclusive

By Arabella Figg

Rita Skeeter: So Lord Voldemort, we’ll just say the ending of the story was a complete surprise.

LV: Yes, no one expected me to repent.

RS: It was rather a shock.

LV: My Death Eaters were quite disappointed (high-pitched laugh).

RS: From sociopath to savior of the Wizarding World. What a resume. [Read more…]

Guest Essay7: “Snape as a Pillar of the Universe”

From HogPro All-Pro, MEKJ, an essay from her Live Journal:

Snape as a Pillar of the Universe?
Who is Severus Snape, and What is his Role in the “Harry Potter” Stories?

Several commentators online, most notably swythyv in the livejournal community and jodel from aol at the red hen website, have postulated that Severus Snape is perhaps the major figure – the hidden hero – of the Harry Potter stories. I agree – I see him as a warrior/guardian, who has always protected Harry and who will play a key role in the final defeat of Voldemort. But if he is a hero, why is he so petty and cruel? For he does seem to be. There are many examples of petty, malicious, or even downright vicious behavior from Snape in all the books, but the two most shocking bits of venom (other than the utterly horrifying climax to the Half-Blood Prince ) must surely be his treatment of Neville Longbottom and the ‘sectumsempra’ spell he invented as a young teenager. Can behaviors like these be reconciled with the idea of Snape as a hero, and, if so, how? [Read more…]

Guest Essay6: “Severus Snape and The Transparency of Evil”

This essay was sent out to e-subscribers this morning by Sightings, an online journal of The Martin Marty Center at the University of Chicago. File it under, “Why Harry Potter is Important.”

Severus Snape and the Transparency of Evil
— Elizabeth Musselman

On July 21, children across the country will stay up all night reading as the narrative of Harry Potter draws to a close. Many adults will also stay up all night reading the final chapters in J. K. Rowling’s imaginative epic of teenage wizards negotiating the forces of good and evil. Perhaps if Martin Luther were alive today, he too would find himself drawn into the textual world of Harry Potter — for Harry’s world bears some striking resemblances to Luther’s theological realm. Appearances are deceptive, and human reason is not to be trusted; spoken words carry the power to defeat danger; and the ongoing struggle between good and evil finds no easy resolution. [Read more…]