‘Rolling Stone’ Survey Confirms Harry Potter as Generation Hex’s Shared Text

In late October, 2007, popular commentator and maven of commonplaces Chuck Klosterman predicted his own demise as a professional observer in an Esquire magazine article. That article, ‘Death by Harry Potter,’ argued that, because Klosterman knew next to nothing about The Boy Who lived — never having read a book or seen a movie — his continued ability to catch the references made by creative people whose imaginations had been shaped by the Hogwarts Saga was very much in doubt. Klosterman wrote:

The bookish kids reading Harry Potter novels may not go on to control the world, but they will almost certainly go on to control the mass media. In fifteen years, they will be publishing books and directing films and writing broad jokes for unfunny situation comedies that will undoubtedly be downloaded directly into our brains. And like all generations of artists, they will traffic in their own nostalgia. They will use their shared knowledge and experiences as the foundation for discourse. So I wonder: Because I don’t understand Harry Potter, am I doomed to misunderstand everything else?

You really should read the whole thing, but let me give you the short cut to his answer to that semi-rhetorical question. Yes, Klosterman wrote, he is doomed to misunderstand everything else.

Fast forward eleven years. Rolling Stone magazine published on 1 September 2018 an article by Sarah Grant, ‘Harry Potter’ at 20: Artists Reveal Tattoos, Tears, Tour Stories Inspired by the Wizarding World — From Lily Allen to Anthrax, Vic Mensa to Steve Earle – music’s biggest Potterheads on how series changed them, their music and their lives. Her conclusions?

What Klosterman wrote in 2007. Generation Hex has grown up and is taking charge of the music world. Not ‘getting’ Harry Potter is to be out of step, even clueless about what their collective concerns and imaginative vision includes. The Hogwarts Saga is this generation’s Shared Text, even as one singer’s English profesor dad said, their Shakespeare.

I wrote about Klosterman’s comments in a December, 2008, article in Touchstone magazine: ‘Book Binders: What I learned about the Great Books and Harry Potter.’ It was the first place outside this blog where I discussed the ‘shared text’ idea, Allan Bloom’s use of the term, and its applicability to Harry’s adventures. Does the idea of that article, that Harry is a part of our shared vision, hold up after almost ten years? Or has he been displaced or marginalized by latter-day phenomena? Let me know what you think in the comment boxes below.

Bertie Botts: The Secret of the Barf Bean

Yesterday’s post about the ‘Trivial Pursuit World of Harry Potter Ultimate Edition’ and its being film rather than book based was something of a downer. Here, perhaps, is a bit of good news with what I think is a fascinating factoid: Jelly Belly, the professional confectioners that market Wizarding World chocolates and the like, are coming out with a new line this holiday season — and we’ll be getting some extra risky Every Flavored Beans!

Now, Jelly Belly is a weird bunch when it comes to their wilder flavors (check out the ‘Dead Fish’ and ‘Lawn Clippings’ in their non-Harry Potter collection called ‘The Bean Boozled Challenge’). The new Bertie Botts set includes the notorious ‘Vomit’ flavored bean, which is ‘Barf’ in Bean Boozled. How did they ever come up with some kind of consensus about what vomit tastes like in their olfactory laboratory? It turns out it was something of an accident. From The Atlantic, ‘Sweet Memories: How Jelly Belly Invents Flavors’ —

Sometimes a flavor must be recalled: Grandma’s Pumpkin Pie flavor, for instance, is back in development, because it turns out that nobody’s grandma makes pumpkin pie in exactly the same way. Occasionally, the scientists’ success overtakes them, as when an experimental four-cheese pizza bean managed to empty a whole mixing room with its noxious smell. But even disasters can redeem themselves: with the release of the company’s Beanboozled novelty line, cheese pizza, with a few tweaks, became barf. “They sell like hotcakes,” Brasher says.

As the lactose intolerant guy in the room, that makes sense to me. Cheese, even the smell of cheese, makes me want to wretch…

On a cheerier note, the Wizarding World of Harry Potter is now selling Butterbeer ice cream! Look for that in your neighborhood grocery store’s dairy case in the near future…

 

Trivial Pursuit: World of Harry Potter Ultimate Edition (Caveat Emptor!)

Did you catch that the 1800 questions are about the eight movie adaptations, not the book series?

Wingardium trashola! Imagine the fights, I mean, ‘family fun,’ to be had in answering these questions with your favorite serious readers of the Hogwarts Saga…

A Lethal White ‘White Horse’ Round-Up: An Explanation of ‘Heroin Dark Lord’

I have made five posts in the run-up to the publication of Lethal White in September and suspect there will be quite a few more before the avalanche of discussion after we have the book in hand. These posts, separately and taken together, are a great way to warm up your Strike sagacity and to review possibilities in the upcoming book (Speculatus!). Today I have gathered them in one place in our first Lethal White Round-Up, a list I will update before and after 18 September. Enjoy!

Lethal White: The White Horse Evidence

Rowling/Galbraith has been hinting pretty heavily that the fourth Cormoran Strike adventure will feature a white horse of some kind. In this post I review the ten points of evidence, from the ‘lethal white’ equine genetic disease to the unicorn of Elizabeth Goudge’s The Little White Horse, a favorite of Rowling’s, with stops at Jack and the Beanstalk, Rowling’s white horse thumb drive, and Ngaio Marsh’s Off With His Head! Evan Willis adds in the comment thread the possibility that the white horse could be the Uffington White Horse. I think Rowling/Galbraith’s pale pony, though, is heroin whose street name is “white horse” but that will take some extra effort to understand.

Lethal White: Rokeby, Jagger, Heroin

The first step in understanding the central place of heroin in the coming Strike adventures is Leda Strike’s death from a heroin overdose, the overarching mystery of the series. Our peg legged private investigator, Leda’s son, thinks it was murder but has no proof. I suggest in this post a good jumping off place for figuring out Leda’s death is in noting the remarkable parallels between the life as we know it of Jonny Rokeby, lead singer of the Deadbeats rock band, and Mick Jagger of the Rolling Stones. Heroin, it turns out, was a big part of Jagger’s life in the period corresponding to Leda’s relationship with Rokeby, a drug arrest in the Deadbeats, and the band’s most successful album.

Lethal White: Is Strike Rokeby’s Son? The Dates Don’t Seem to Add Up

Which brings us to a seeming glitch in the text, a gaffe that highlights Strike’s lack of resemblance to and relationship with his biological father. Strike was conceived and born in 1974, the only year in rocker Rokeby’s reproductive era that he was not married. Book Strike says he was “the extra-marital accident” that caused Rokeby “a marriage and millions in alimony.” If the Rokeby Wikipedia date entries are correct, then Strike has a mistaken understanding of his past. Might the DNA test establishing Rokeby’s paternity, not possible until the mid 1980’s, been fixed or faked?

Lethal White: Three Galbraith Mistakes in Cuckoo’s Calling – Are the Wikipedia Dates a Fourth?

Cuckoo’s Calling was Galbraith’s first effort at detective fiction and there are several mistakes, what Harry Potter fandom called ‘Flints’ after the Slytherine Quidditch player who was at Hogwarts for at least eight years. There is Strike’s surety that the murderer will have to have kept Rochelle Onifade’s cellular phone, the two runners moving in proximity away from the murder scene, and there having been a “conviction” in the trial of Leda Strike’s accused murderer. In the face of these proofing errors, I acknowledge that maybe Galbraith’s editors just blew the dates in the Wikipedia entry for Rokeby. But I don’t think so. Not really.

Lethal White: The White Horse is Heroin — John’s Heroin Dark Lord Speculation

Heroin Dark Lord is a theory that attempts to explain the seeming holes in the Cormoran Strike back story in order to reveal the probable Big Bad Guy and High Stakes in Play for the next novels in the Galbraith adventures. In it, I connect the dots of (a) the Rokeby-Jagger heroin parallels and Leda’s mysterious death from an overdose of a drug she never used with (b) the facts that Strike testified against a crime syndicate “drug ring” leader in London in a vice squad joint operation before he went to Afghanistan, the world capitol of heroin production. I offer a story that theoretically at least covers the mysteries of Rokeby’s supposed paternity, Leda’s death, and the seemingly at random IED explosion in Afghanistan: Rokeby’s involvement with the heroin drug trade and, as likely as not, a murder he committed himself or caused.

I should probably call this Heroin Dark Lord, 1.0, because I’m already thinking of variations, expansions, and corrections (did SIB Strike pull Anstis to safety instead of the other person in the troop carrier because Anstis had information about what they were investigating that the other soldier wouldn’t?). I think it is an important start, though, in understanding where Rowling is going with her as always magisterial narrative slow release. If she is writing in parallel with the Hogwarts Saga, we probably won’t know for sure at the end of Goblet/Lethal White; we may meet Rokeby in the Little Hangleton graveyard but the Prophecy equivalent – why Leda was murdered — will have to wait for Strike 5.

Enjoy the Round-Up — and please do share your thoughts about Heroin Dark Lord or any of the other posts in this first Lethal White collection in the comment boxes below!

Lethal White: The White Horse is Heroin John’s ‘Heroin Dark Lord’ Speculation

J. K Rowling has a variety of writing signatures, that is, things she does better in story than anyone else. There are her uses of literary alchemy and ring composition, for example, that make her work unique. My favorite Rowling device, though, is her narrative slow release, the ability to tell a satisfying, even thrilling stand-alone story while giving us clues and pointers to a larger, over-arching story that will play out in later novels of the series. This post is my best guess about the Larger Story we’re being told in the Cormoran Strike detective thrillers. 

In Harry Potter the larger story behind the stories was the Prophecy and Harry’s destiny to confront Lord Voldemort in a death match. We got pieces of that story in the first four books, learned the Prophecy at the end of the fifth, and books six and seven of the Hogwarts Saga were the play-out of Trelawney’s inspired vision and the lead-up to the final battle between Tom and Harry in the Great Hall. 

In Cormoran Strike, the back story about which we are learning in every installment is the mysterious 1994 death of Leda Strike, the Peg-legged Private Investigator’s “super-groupie” mother. The accepted story is that she died of a heroin overdose, self-administered. Her husband at the time of her death, Jeff Whittaker, was tried for murder but found not guilty (in Cuckoo’s Calling it is mistakenly reported that there was a trial and a “conviction;” in Career of Evil we learned this was an error). Cormoran and his sort of adopted brother Shanker believe that Whittaker was guilty but have no proof.

Stray points of information about Leda, her relationship with Jonny Rokeby (Cormoran’s supposed biological father), and the Doom Bar Detective’s military experiences, to include the explsion that cost him the better part of a leg, are scattered throughout the first three books. My theory, which for lack of a catchy alternative I’m calling Heroin Dark Lord, is an attempt to weave together the various clues we’ve been given to make an engaging back story mystery with international-political-order high stakes, a Moriarty-like villain, and insuperable odds against our hero winning in the end.

In a nutshell, the theory is that Jonny Rokeby was responsible for Leda Strike’s death, a ‘hit’ that he arranged to insure that she would never reveal what she knew about crimes he committed as a Deadbeat, crimes to include murder, in conjunction with heroin and the drug trade. The ‘White Horse’ that Rowling has been teasing readers with this past year may involve an actual stallion but the larger meaning of the clues is heroin, for which ‘white horse’ is a street euphemism.

After the jump, the fan fiction story I’ve written as a speculative exercise to grasp the anomalies and odd facts of the story we have so far. Let me know what you think —

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