J. K. Rowling — and Tropical Fish?

A lot of biographical detail that we have about Rowling is very helpful for grasping her work. See the Christmas Pig posts on how her ‘Good Mom, ‘Bad Dad,’ and ‘Peter John‘ tropes derive from The Presence’s reflections on and putting to brilliant use several of her personal psychological crises.

Quite a bit of Rowling Trivia, on the other hand, is, well, trivial, which is to say, of little to no value for the Serious Reader. I think of her not being able to drive a car as an excellent ‘for instance’ of this sort of information. Other than speculation that Robin is the kind of person Rowling wishes she had been — tall, for one, schooled in psychology, two, and a great driver to boot? — I don’t see how knowing that Rowling doesn’t drive adds to her understanding of her artistry and meaning.

Tropical fish, though, and Rowling’s love for them — that might be something a little more useful.

In an interview she gave in 2000 she explained that she was not very good at many things, but taking care of tropical fish was one of them:

Evan Solomon: Did you think you had talent?

JK: Well I hoped I had. It was a real relief to find…I suspected there was one thing that I could do ok, and it was write.

E: Are you good at anything else?

JK: No. No, I’m embarrassingly bad at most other things, I think. Very disorganized person. I was hell in offices. I was good at teaching English as a foreign language. I loved doing that. I think I was ok at that. I’m good at keeping tropical fish. Can’t think of much else, actually, I really can’t.

Then in a 2016 review of a 1983 music album, she shared this:

They could easily have been part of the informal seminars on alternative music I received from the muso I dated in my late teens. His parents were Dutch and we hung out mostly at his house, because we were allowed to smoke in his attic bedroom. I’ve got happy memories of sunlit wooden rafters and smoke rings and walls covered in black and white pictures he’d clipped out of NME, while the Dead Kennedys, Jah Wobble or the Birthday Party blasted out of the speakers. Setting aside the fact that I had a pair of very long-lived goldfish named after Guggi and Gavin of the Virgin Prunes, I never became a whole-hearted convert of his favourite bands. Much as I adored him, I didn’t share Muso Boyfriend’s attitude to music: his scorn for the accessible and tuneful, the baffling mixture of irony and obsession with which he regarded his favourites, and his conviction that if the herd hates something, it’s almost certainly brilliant.

So what? She told Eddie Redmayne a year later that her conception of the Occamy’s capacity to grow to the size of its container sprang from her belief that this was true of goldfish. Per Marc Snetiker of Entertainment Weekly in 2017:

Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious, Rowling explains how she was essentially backed into a corner to coin [the word ‘Choranaptyxic’] after creating the occamy, having hilariously based the animal’s trait of shrinking-‘til-satisfaction on an innocent piece of playground misinformation passed on to her in her youth. (I feel the need to stand up for Rowling here and admit that I frequently heard this goldfish legend, too, and am frankly shocked to learn it’s not true. I hate nature.)

Maybe that doesn’t answer your ‘So What?’ question about Rowling and tropical fish. Let me explain. [Read more…]

Putin Decries Rowling’s Cancellation; Rowling Cancels Putin’s Endorsement

Read more about this exchange here, here, and here. Hat tip to Chris Calderon.

My three thoughts? Join me after the jump for those. [Read more…]

Seven J. K. Rowling Biography Mysteries

You have all seen the click-bait posts everywhere online about ‘J. K. Rowling’s Favorite Authors’ or Twenty Harry Potter Movie Events You Missed!’ or ‘Ten Things You Never Knew About J. K. Rowling!’

Today I’d like to turn that last subject on its head — what are the biggest mysteries or holes in The Presence’s biography that researchers have not yet explained, she and her very loyal group of old friends are never going to tell us, and are probably none of our business?

Join me after the jump for my ‘Top Seven Rowling Biographical Mysteries’! [Read more…]

Rowling Sweats Edits to Ink Black Heart

I’m counting this careful editing of Ink Black Heart as some acknowledgment of the work done here and at StrikeFans to demonstrate that the series needs a better continuity editor, fact checker, and gaffe hunter.

Here are seven HogwartsProfessor posts about mistakes in the series that distract readers and diminish their experience of Rowling’s transformative psychological allegories of the soul’s journey to perfection in the spirit.

Enjoy! Let’s hope that Rowling, Inc.’s new dedicated team of Flint Finders gaffe-roof Ink Black Heart.

“I Hate Harry’s” Not Harry Haters Reborn

The video above is trending on YouTube and, as you might expect, to Old School Potter Pundits the tagline “I Hate Harry’s” sounded an awful lot like the nightmare days of the Potter Panic when demonstrating disdain for the adventures of The Boy Who Lived was something of a touchstone of faith in many Christian communities.

The good news? Harry Potter is not the ‘Harry’ being hated here. This ‘Harry’ is a shaving kit subscription service company that pulled their advertising from The Daily Wire, a news compendium and film making operation of a conservative bent. They pulled their $80,000 account because writers at the site think transgenderism is nothing more than a mental illness on the personal level and a mass delusion in postmodern culture. Harry’s says they draw the line at “hate” with respect to whom they will and will not advertise.

The Daily Wire’s response in a nutshell? “The only thing we hate is Harry’s.” [Read more…]