‘It’s the Mold!’ Rowling Twixter Cameo Shots Launch Bizarro Theories

I have posted here through the years an irregular feature called ‘Shared Text.’ Those posts were inevitably inspired by someone, somewhere — anywhere, everywhere — using a reference to Harry Potter to make a point. It could be to Snape or Hermione, too often it is to Voldemort (everybody thinks the other guy is the Dark Lord’s minion), more often than not, it’s just a ‘Hogwarts’ call-out. My favorite, the ‘own-goal’ of the Covid unvaccinated, to which group I belong, deciding to promote that status by pushing #PureBloods on Twitter. If you want to scroll through all those Shared Text posts for a taste of the variety, click here.

I am fairly frequently reminded not only of the Harry Potter books being the ‘Shared Text’ of our times but just the enormity of Rowling’s celebrity in the place where I work to pay my bills and student loans. It’s a grocery store and just small enough that almost everyone there knows me and about my ‘Dean of Harry Potter scholars’ Walter Mitty existence. At least once a month, sometimes once a week, an acquaintance there will walk up to me with their ‘smart’ phone saying, “John, have you seen this latest bit about Rowling?” And hold up their phone so I can read the story.

Last Sunday it was my beloved tattooed man in the Produce department. “I suppose you’ve heard that Rowling has black mold in her house? And they’re saying that it’s taken over her mind?” I thought he was kidding, but he showed me the story. You can read here the whole sequence of events about the first tweets on the subject, how it grew into a meme, and the pictures from 2022 that showed the same “mold” growing on her walls.

The take-away? People who hate Rowling because of her resistance to what Elon Musk has called “Woke Mind Virus,” especially with respect to Gender Theory Extremists and ‘transgender’ over-reach into women’s safe spaces, are really on the look-out for avenues to insult and demean her. The first tweet on the subject from @mushycrouton reads:  “Sorry but is that black mould growing up the walls of her house? Is that why she’s the way she is?”

“The way she is” means, of course, “not onboard like all my followers are with everything LGNTQ+” and the mold reference becomes his explanation for her being so outlandishly wrong. The black mold, you see, has taken over mind… The internet ball rolled from there. You can read more about this at Rowling-despising sites here, here, and here. The time you spend reviewing that, though, cannot be reclaimed, alas.

The bizarre thing to me about the whole attack-meme charade was that it isn’t hard to see what this mold is.  Join me after the jump if you’re at all interested in that. [Read more…]

The Rowling Library #92: ‘What Will the Wizarding Archive Contain?’

One of the best days in every moment is the one in which The Rowling Library (TRL!) e-zine arrives in my inbox. This month’s issue had, as always,  one story that I flipped to first, either because the subject was of special interest or the author was someone I know is going to challenge and inform me about something I know little about. The August issue’s cover story is one with both those qualities.

The Writer Who Goes By ‘Ibid’ for reasons not known by me (why remain anonymous when you are the global subject matter expert for a given topic?) shares his or her comprehensive knowledge about Rowling manuscript history and canon. Here it is about the Pottermore digital material and its several presentations for sale, a discussion of the re-packaging of that Hogwarts encyclopedia in ebook form later this month.

It’s first rate, as everything the Writer Who Goes by ‘Ibid’ has written that I’ve read on TRL and elsewhere has been. The review of the Pottermore materials history, the sober but still very interesting list of the possible chapters to be included in each of the new ‘Wizarding Archive’ volumes, and the Parthian shot to Rowling, Inc., that it would really be more than okay to publish codex editions of this Hogwarts Saga backstory stuffing. (I was especially grateful for that last, as I was thinking it again and again while reading this excellent summary of what is known about the new collection and what can be reasonably assumed about its two tables of content.)

To read the August issue of The Rowling Library and its cover story, ‘What Will the Wizarding Archive Contain,’ just click here. To download the whole shebang as a pdf, touch here.

Enjoy! HogPro Hats are doffed once again to the writers and editors for TRL for another wonderfully professional presented magazine and diverse set of articles.

Rowling Reveals Mental Image of What Lives in Her Lake of Inspiration

Rowling’s 2019 interview for the BBC’s Museum of Curiosity was where she chose to roll out her mental metaphor for her method of writing, namely, the Lake and the Shed. In brief, the Lake is how she visualizes her unconscious mind giving her the unshaped story stuff, something like “molten glass,” that she works into proper narrative form with her literary toll kit in the Shed. She admitted that this source of inspiration was cued to her subconscious struggling to resolve issues. You can read more about that interview and her much more recent version of this metaphor by reading The Lake and The Shed: Rowling Reveals Her Writing Process or listening to the ‘Rowling Studies’ podcast about the author’s 2024 ‘On Writing.’

Note that in the 2019 interview, Rowling says she never sees what it is that is in her Lake:

I feel as though the inspiration is the thing that lives in the lake that’s very mysterious, that I never see. But it hands me stuff. And then I have to take this unformed stuff – sometimes it can be reasonably formed, sometimes it’s very blobby like molten glass or something, and then I have to take it into the shed and there I have to work on it.

In May of this year, though, Rowling admitted that she had a very clear image in her imagination of what the story-inspiration-genie or Lady of her Lake looked like:

Images of that android amphibian are readily available, of course. Not an especially handsome guy, at least, not if your mental picture was something akin to illustrations of the Lady in the Lake from Tennyson’s Idylls of the King as mine was. What’s interesting to me, though, was Rowling’s description of the movie creature as looking “EXACTLY like the thing I imagine” in her metaphorical Lake and the powers of this creature in ‘The Shape of Water.’ If you’re not familiar with the movie, I attach both the trailer and a YouTube quick telling of the story below this post and the Wikipedia plot summary can be read here.

 

There are three dots that I think Rowling is connecting here: her core belief about imagination as such, the power and substance of the “unconscious” mind, and the Logos or Christ. I’m sure that must seem a reach, but bear with me. The title of my PhD thesis was ‘The Lake and the Shed: A Traditional Reading of the Work of J. K. Rowling,’ so I’ve given this Lake subject and Rowling’s ideas of the imagination some thought. Join me after the jump for my connections of those implausible dots. [Read more…]

Rowling Dares Scotland’s Government to Throw Her in Jail for Her Hate Crimes

It started last month.

Rowling promised a legislator that warned her she would be prosecuted for hate crimes if she continued to call “transgender women” men, i.e., stating a biological fact, that she would be prosecuted in April for committing a hate crime under a new law in Scotland.

Rowling promised him the “mother of all April Fool’s jokes” if he seriously thought she was going to stop speaking the truth for fear of incarceration. [Read more…]

Freemasonry, Part 3: Harry Potter and the Masonic Order (Russian)

It would be easy to assume that the man who made this video is a religious crank, but, if he is expert on the rites and symbolism of Freemasonry and he sees clear connections with the events and characters of the Harry Potter novels, this takes on real importance for Rowling Studies (I refer you to Nick Jeffery’s post about Rowling’s current twitter page header and the possible link to her father’s past: Freemasonry and J. K. Rowling: Strike 8).

Sadly, I do not understand Russian. I have written friends who are fluent speakers and asked them to share the high points of the video. Please feel free to share your thoughts in the comment boxes below.